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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
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Scooby Dune

A sexual process that is started by shoving a dog biscuit up a girl's ass. Then she tied up to a rusty old hipster drug van. She is then fucked in the pussy by a crow bar as the Scooby Doo theme song plays in the background. The process is completed by ripping off her face, saying "Mystery solved!", drenching her corpse and the van in gasoline and igniting it, and finally sending the van off a cliff while yelling "Zoinks!". Afterwards you fuck her dad.
"Yeah I gave my side bitch a mad Scooby Dune fam, but on God her dad had a better ass."
Scooby Dune by Feridon Hamidi March 1, 2019

Dunseldorf 

One of the most notorious hoods in #####, housing numerous dangerous opps.

Offending a Dumbsilledorfian can put you at risk of getting blicked by a 10KG dumbbell.
Person 1: Where you from?
Dumbsilledorfian: *pulls out dumbbell* YOU KNOW WE DO NOT PLAY LIKE THAT IN DUNSELDORF!
Dunseldorf by Trarags November 2, 2022

Pretty dunce 

Jamaican way of referring to a bimbo, (a pretty girl who lacks intelligence).
When the pretty dunces are not titivating in class, they are out front walking around like divas in their tight-up miniskirts.
Pretty dunce by Tropical Rythms August 2, 2020

Mike Dense 

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.
And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!
Mike Dense by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

water we dune hair 

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.
"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"
water we dune hair by gumpynator October 17, 2021