Top Definition
noun.
1. A frivolous moron.

2. A person whose wit and character comprise the epitome of stupidity and idiocy.
3. A person highly successful at failing yet oblivious to it.
4. Human waste still breathing.
5. (Archaic) A king or priest of fools or jesters.
Look at those pathetic excuses for human garbage over there. See the one in the long-sleeved shirt and bow tie? He's their dunkelstrap!
by JovetJ June 29, 2009

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