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pulled a dunford

When you painstakingly take time out of your day to try and use your vast professional and academic expertise to educate people about a complex topic but they just don't listen.
Boy, T. Greg Doucette sure pulled a Dunford with that #Threadnought.
pulled a dunford by Orvillius October 2, 2019

The Dunford 

When you have a willing sexual participant in your bed (lair). You begin to finger bang her and sneak your dick into her like a stealth fighter.
I was finger banging this hoe and I through the Dunford and get it in her.
The Dunford by Reaperdrone January 19, 2016
A denford is a person who fucks like they are on film.
Man: Wow!

Woman: shit! your a real denford when you get into it huh!

Man: I did once want to be an actor...
denford by Queef Chaser February 15, 2010

Doing a dunsford 

Doing a dunsford

Also known a to have done a dunsford

To completely fuck something up, beyond recognition, usually multiple times, often in a dangerous way, but it has been know do describe any mistake made in an engineering work place.

Used mainly in engineering fields, often followed by 'cheers then' is commonly used in the UK and Europe

Believed to have originated from Rolls-Royce
Person A: ‘I think I’ve done it, again, its on the piss

Person B: ‘what? Really?!’
Person A: ‘yea it’s my seventh! I just keep doing a dunsford!’
Person B: ‘at least it’s not as bad as last time, you nearly lost an eye’
Person A: ’yea I am such a dunsford’
Doing a dunsford by R-R A Group December 1, 2011
a beastly nick name, usually given to kids named Daniel and or Dan. Danfords are always up to something fun, have hot girlfriends and give the best sex.
Lars: What up Danford?

Danford: Not much Lars. getting another car.

Lars: You beast.
Danford by Zackiffer April 14, 2009