kabuki dick dance 

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

kabuki dick dance by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

dick dance 

An inconvenient, frustrating, protracted waste of time characterized by repetition of the same actions or movements without foreseeable relief. Often occurs in vehicles or business meetings when participants cannot find their way to a destination because of a variety of disruptive or impeding factors or people.

Getting out of the parking lot after the ballgame turned into a real dick dance.

dick dance by James Awkwards June 7, 2004

one handed dick dance 

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away

i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

one handed dick dance by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012

Dick Dance 

1. When one or more person(s) suffer from an overload of testosterone combined with extreme boredom that results in sporadic and meaningless conversation, expressed by prancing around while disregarding all work that needs to be done.

1. "WOW! I'm having so much fun picking up these goddamn leaves while Bob and Jaime sit over there and dick dance around!"

2. "Hey, Bob. Where the hell is Jaime?"
"He's out dick dancing while I'm stuck here doing all the fucking work!"

Dick Dance by Joseph Willie December 1, 2007

Dick Dance 

The result of a male orgasm without any active stimulation. As the penis struggles to relieve itself during climax, it bops and twitches while ejaculating semen.

Right when I was about to cum, Jasmen pulled her hands away so she could watch my dick dance.

Dick Dance by Difference Maker March 17, 2008

Dick Dance 

When a man pulls down his pants and thrusts his hips back and forth so that his penis hits his stomach. It makes a fun slapping sound!

Jimmy was doing the dick dance and all the girls loved it.

Dick Dance by Googirl August 2, 2008

Dick Dance 

An ancient ritual preformed by tying arrowheads and rose thorns to multiple penises and make them do a helicopter dick to each other

“Did you hear that John did a dick dance with the school choir?”

Dick Dance by It’s fucking, Ellis February 27, 2022