Trumpy Dumpty wanted to build a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. He never could be president because he got broke.
Trumpty Dumpty
by Kalamazoo April 18, 2016
by Jeff D April 20, 2003
Someone (most commonly an idiot) that is so blatantly ignorant to reality that they believe every lie that comes out of the president's mouth as to be truth! So bad you think they fell off a wall and cracked their head open!
Mike - yo man look at that trumpty Dumpty!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.
Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.
Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.
Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.
by T Yo February 24, 2009
A chunky orange that likes walls he is sad because china has a bigger wall he is going to whack his thwong on bing bong (kim jon un)
by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019
When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.
Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.
Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
by The "on-the-spot" crapper May 10, 2010
Look at that Humpty Dumpty!
by The Fate October 16, 2011