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duhmp nap
verb, dumpnapped, dumpnap•ping, noun

a brief period of sleep on the toilet whilst taking a dump, commonly one taken during the daytime (usually occurs during extreme states of tiredness and/or drunkenness): I dumpnapped the afternoon away.
man 1: "Hey, what're you doing for lunch today??"
man 2: "I was gonna take a dumpnap"
man 1: "AH! Gotcha. That's cool, I'll just catch up with you later then"
dumpnap by Ra! July 21, 2011
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dumpapottamus 

name for one who makes large poops which tend to clog toilets and require professionally trained plumbers to clear
Husband: Damn it all to hell! Stop letting your mother come over whilst I am gone to work!

Wife: Why?

Husband: Because she is the dumpapottamus who keeps clogging the sewer system with her fudgy nut filled ass snakes & it is costing me a fortune.....drats!
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dump nap 

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.
Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok

dumpapottamus 

name for one who makes large poops which tend to clog toilets and require professionally trained plumbers to clear
Husband: Damn it all to hell! Stop letting your mother come over whilst I am gone to work!

Wife: Why?

Husband: Because she is the dumpapottamus who keeps clogging the sewer system with her fudgy nut filled ass snakes & it is costing me a fortune.....drats!

Dumpnado 

When your diarrhea is so loose, it makes a poop tornado in the bowl when you flush.
I just left an F5 dumpnado in the taco bell bathroom.
Dumpnado by Lofi26 September 11, 2016