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duhmp nap
verb, dumpnapped, dumpnap•ping, noun

a brief period of sleep on the toilet whilst taking a dump, commonly one taken during the daytime (usually occurs during extreme states of tiredness and/or drunkenness): I dumpnapped the afternoon away.
man 1: "Hey, what're you doing for lunch today??"
man 2: "I was gonna take a dumpnap"
man 1: "AH! Gotcha. That's cool, I'll just catch up with you later then"
dumpnap by Ra! July 21, 2011
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dumpapottamus 

name for one who makes large poops which tend to clog toilets and require professionally trained plumbers to clear
Husband: Damn it all to hell! Stop letting your mother come over whilst I am gone to work!

Wife: Why?

Husband: Because she is the dumpapottamus who keeps clogging the sewer system with her fudgy nut filled ass snakes & it is costing me a fortune.....drats!
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dump nap 

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.
Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok

dumpapottamus 

name for one who makes large poops which tend to clog toilets and require professionally trained plumbers to clear
Husband: Damn it all to hell! Stop letting your mother come over whilst I am gone to work!

Wife: Why?

Husband: Because she is the dumpapottamus who keeps clogging the sewer system with her fudgy nut filled ass snakes & it is costing me a fortune.....drats!

Dumpnado 

When your diarrhea is so loose, it makes a poop tornado in the bowl when you flush.
I just left an F5 dumpnado in the taco bell bathroom.
Dumpnado by Lofi26 September 11, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026