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Dumpfounded 

Being in a state of amazement due to lack of/excessive bowel movements. (A play on 'dumbfounded')
When one has eaten plenty of roughage & fibre but is still unable to poo. Causing questionable surprise leaving them unpleasantly Dumpfounded.
Also used in the opposite as: When one has had a poor diet for a few days but still manages to produce a well-rounded, hefty dump. Causing an unexpected surprise but leaving them pleasantly Dumpfounded.
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Dumbfounded 

Someone who is so utterly confused about every little thing said to them.
Joe: “have you seen my homework papers?”
Karen: “we have homework?”
Joe: “Yeah, where are my papers?”
Karen: “WE HAD PAPERS?!”
Joe: “Jesus lord..Why are you so dumbfounded all the time..”
Dumbfounded by Carlss..anthem December 31, 2019

dumbfoundead 

the sickest korean american rapper/freestyler to ever exist on planet earth.
Dumbfoundead - "Call me YouTube's Lebron James. I'm shootin' for the stars and my bullets go long range. I have the heart of Avatar and battle scars to prove it. Y'all just opened up a can of worms and I'm a start to lose it. Got a bigger brain than Lil Wayne, make Drizzy sound like Lil Zane, make Eminem sound simple, and throw Kanye out the window pane. I don't mean no disrespect, recognize this kid is next."

dumbfoundedly 

The man stood quite dumbfoundedly, as he was informed that the word dumbfoundedly is, indeed, not a word used in proper english.
dumbfoundedly by Doctor Wolfington January 27, 2005

dumbfounded 

Used to define something so horribly stupid and dumb, to the point it isn't even funny.
Syd: Dude that kid actually thought you played for Bodom.
Kraig: I'm not really surprised, I always believed that kid was pathetically dumbfounded. This just proved my point.
dumbfounded by Rawr ! February 10, 2005

dumbfounded 

- To be greatly astonished or surpised.
Me:The things you say are dumbfounded.

Friend: I'm not dumb!

Me: Well I wasn't saying you were, I was saying the things you said are showing that you are astonished at unimpressive things. Now I'm saying you're dumb.
dumbfounded by It'sAnonymouse May 18, 2018

dumbfounded 

to slap your dick across a womens face
i dumbfouned the shit out of that girl.
dumbfounded by glaids April 8, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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