flying dumpchest

an ass that flies around at night (or day depending on when it is called upon) to dump on the chest of any unsuspecting person. friendly only to members of new trier rowing

the flying dumpchest shat on elliot organ.

flying dumpchest by Bill McBass May 12, 2007

dumplestiltzkin 

The act of removing ones bowels.

"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."

dumplestiltzkin by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

dumplestein 

Specifically, a short white woman who’s eyes are bigger then her tolerance for alcohol when it comes to drinking on a Friday night. Better term then “white girl wasted”.

“Hey dumplestein, let’s go take some shots!”
“Natasha is such a dumplestein!”

dumplestein by bkbabyyy February 26, 2022

dumpcumster

1. One who is often found publicly masturbating, oftentimes near gross areas, such as sewage treatment plants, or garbage dumps.

2. A cumster found in a dump

You: "Yo dude, did you see that guy jackin' off back there?"

Friend: "Yeah, he was a real dumpcumster"

dumpcumster by pikminion October 31, 2011

Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.

I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!

Dumplestiltskin by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014

Pumpchester

The bastard child of a pump action winchester shotgun.

Hey Jon, did you know some redknecks built a Pumpchester for me?

Jon: REALLY?!

Pumpchester by Jontehpope June 1, 2010

Dumpwhistle 

Not quite a panty whisper and not quite a shart, but you still need to shit kinda fart.

(In my English accent) Oh, dear me, I'm afraid I've gone and done a "Dumpwhistle", please excuse me, I must retire to the loo.

Dumpwhistle by Futureghst-MJC June 1, 2018