dumpalump
"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!"
"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."
"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."
dumpalump by The Guru Turtle January 28, 2008
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Dumptrumpitol
A prescription sleep-aid that was recently developed to remediate sleep disorders emanating from anxiety and distress as we all wait for this fuckhead to be impeached.
Just a single Dumptrumpitol capsule before bedtime allows you to sleep like you did before he was elected and all the while you can look forward to his criminally insane ass being dragged outta the White House very soon!
Dumptrumpitol by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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dumpbumps
Jim:(Upon hearing cries from the bathroom) "Jeff are you okay"? Jeff: I'm fine. That one was so good, I got the dumpbumps!
dumpbumps by Billy Numer May 1, 2008
Dumphump
A dumphump occurs when you bang a chick while you're taking a dump. Shitting, wiping your ass, and then banging while sitting on the toilet is not considered a dumphump. You have to be in the process of shitting while banging for it to be considered a true dumphump. If you can time it out so that you blow a load as a huge turd is coming out, that feels great. A dumphump does not have to be performed on/over the toilet. You could fuck your girlfriend from behind and shit on your bedroom floor while doing it, and that would be considered a dumphump also. Basically, if you're shitting anywhere, while banging a chick, that is a dumphump. It's a little known fact that 32% of women have more intense orgasms when they are breathing in the smell of shit. If you haven't tried the dumphump yet, try it soon.
Todd: "Did you nail Rebecca yet you dirtbag?"
Ron: "I did more than bang her little guy, I dumphumped her at that frat party."
Ron: "I did more than bang her little guy, I dumphumped her at that frat party."
Dumphump by John Planet October 8, 2008
dumpalumpa
n.
a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.
a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.
dumpalumpa by OrisisFrost November 24, 2005
umpalumpa gangbang
The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.
Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.
Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.
Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!
umpalumpa gangbang by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015
dumparumparoos
dumparumparoos by AllMyFriendsAreTens May 2, 2019
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