dumbonics
The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.
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dwebonics
Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.
It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."
Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"
English: "Turn on the hose."
Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"
dwebonics by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007
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Dimebonics
A made up language that was created and popularized by Dimebag Darrell, the legendary guitarist of Pantera and Damageplan.
Dimebonics by The Sza January 15, 2005
Dumbinicans
Mostly feeble-minded, doltish, half-witted group of Hispanics from the Caribbean peninsula of Dominican Republic, who move to either New Jersey, Connecticut or New York to ultimately put up either a Barbershop, Hair Salon or Bodega. Other notorious occupations include driving taxis, buses or any other form of public transportation with complete disregard for the traffic laws of this country.
They are the proud unimaginative creators of the musical genres known as "Bachata" and "Merengue"; an obnoxiously played-out sound that they cannot go 5 minutes without listening to. Most tend to be extremely arrogant, narcissistic and egotistical; especially the younger generation, who spend most of their time smoking hookah, drinking beer with tomato juice and bragging about all the imaginary money they make at their imaginary jobs. The women often have very attractive, voluptuous bodies yet they tend to have bad acne do to all the fried plantain and salami they're diet consists of. They also have a hideous accent that can only be appreciated by the most moronic, ignorant person.
They are the proud unimaginative creators of the musical genres known as "Bachata" and "Merengue"; an obnoxiously played-out sound that they cannot go 5 minutes without listening to. Most tend to be extremely arrogant, narcissistic and egotistical; especially the younger generation, who spend most of their time smoking hookah, drinking beer with tomato juice and bragging about all the imaginary money they make at their imaginary jobs. The women often have very attractive, voluptuous bodies yet they tend to have bad acne do to all the fried plantain and salami they're diet consists of. They also have a hideous accent that can only be appreciated by the most moronic, ignorant person.
Dumbinican talking: " Oye loco! Que lo que?! Eh diablo pero ete tigere se paso con la vaina esa q escribió en el Diccionario urbano! "
Annoyed person: " This bus driver is so ghetto. Fuckin Dumbinicans."
Annoyed person: " This bus driver is so ghetto. Fuckin Dumbinicans."
Dumbinicans by jägerbinginjerzyboy973 November 8, 2014
mumbonics
The unbelievable amount of strength, passion, desire and stamina required to be working mother of small children.
Debonics
Faux urban ghetto misspelling slang used by Dr. Deb Frisch in her blog posts and comments around the blogosphere.
dumbons
noun. the weightless, invisible, more prevelant of the intellect subatomic particles that obirt the heads of non-smart individuals. They can be lost by reading a book or doing math.
They are the opposite of smarticles
They are the opposite of smarticles
dumbons by Genius Idiot Savant December 9, 2010