dumbonics

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.

I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?

by dmaestas March 3, 2010

dumbons

noun. the weightless, invisible, more prevelant of the intellect subatomic particles that obirt the heads of non-smart individuals. They can be lost by reading a book or doing math.

They are the opposite of smarticles

It's a whole lot of dumbons in Nadine and Courtney's Room.

by Genius Idiot Savant December 8, 2010