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Mike needs to go back to school or else he'll be a dumbard his whole life...
dumbard by Nikolai Varchenko March 31, 2008
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1. (n) a dumb person that lacks a physical mental handicap. Their retardation is their own fault
2. (n) a stupid fuckin' retard
"Bush is a fucking dumbtard with no ball sack."
dumbtard by jared h April 17, 2006
used in lieu of dumbfuck or fucktard, should you find yourself in a situation where dropping the F-bomb is a bad idea (i.e. a public place with young children and their aggressively conservative parents around)
I wanted to tell John what a fucktarded asshole he was being in the supermarket, but after noticing the soccer moms' death-glares, i settled for 'dumbtarded a-hole'.
dumbtard by Scienatrix April 22, 2010
dumbtard by Anonymous August 16, 2003

dumbtarded 

1. adj. A combination of being dumb and retarded.
2. adj. Being either extremely dumb or retarded.
3. adj. Lacking so much intelligence that you cannot possibly describe your dumbosity or retardedness with one word.
Andy from Toy Story was dumbtarded for writing the N on his name on Woody's foot backwards.
dumbtarded by Ian Spik April 17, 2006

dumbhardhey 

A ubiquitous word that is primarily used as a salutation or greeting.

First used in the summer of 2000 at Beaconsfield Golf Club and has propogated all over north america and australia.
Dumbhardhey, how are you?

dumbhardhey by Nick Mejia March 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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