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dumber than a box of rocks 

Phrase describing a person who lacks the collective intelligence of a box of rocks; possibly a bit more intelligent or a bit less intelligent than a person who is dumb as a rock.
John lit a match so he could see where the gas was leaking out; he's dumber than a box of rocks.

Dumber than a Box of Rocks 

That guy name Jake from Rocket League
Jake is dumber than a box of rocks on any game we play

Dumber than a box of rocks 

Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.
“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”

Dumber than a box of rocks 

My friend has a few goldfish. They're dumber than a box of rocks, she says as they NEVER stop eating!

dumber than a box of retarded rocks

When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.

When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.
Dude, you are dumber than a box of retarded rocks.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026