Top Definition
Taking the third step into a swimming pool as a male. This is the stair where your junk dips in the pool and is extremely cold, shrinking it to minuscule size possibly causing great embarrassment.
Guy 1: Hey man, this pool party is ballin' there are a ton of girls here.

Guy 2: Yeah totally, too bad I ruined my chances earlier by showing off my frozen shriveled dick when I got in the pool.

Guy 1: Man you gotta watch out for that last step, it's a dudezy.
by shotsshots June 11, 2010

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