If it isn’t working, you aren’t using enough duct tape. And if the duct tape isn’t working, YOU AREN’T. USING. ENOUGH. DUCT TAPE.
by Lug1a October 11, 2019
A brand of tape which is useful for just about anything. Many people use it to reattach broken pieces of their car after an accident. Other people construct expensive items such as wallets, or (if you're like me) shoes, out of Duct Tape to avoid wasting huge amounts of money on the real thing.
Silver Duct Tape is classic, but red and blue are only slightly less awesome.
Duct Tape shoes look far sexier than Nike Shocks or Asics.
Duct Tape shoes look far sexier than Nike Shocks or Asics.
by J. Arnier March 19, 2007
The greastest thing on this planet. Primarily used to repair things. Although many people (like myself) have used duct tape for more crafty purposes, such as making Duct Tape Jackets, and Duct Tape Wallets.
by Cptn. John Pineapple September 9, 2004
to put down strips of duct tape (sticky-side up) on a busy street where cars run from 20-30 mph so when caught under the wheel of a car, the sound of the duct tape beating against the street sounds like a flat tire.
"Hide in the bushes! We just finished duct taping the chick in the red volvo and I think she's pissed"
by Madison and Jeanna August 7, 2006
(a.)Only one of the coolest things ever. If you ever meet the man who made duct tape you should marry him (unless you're a guy or he and/or you are married).
(b.)A nice little money maker. People will actually buy stuff made out of it, i.e. wallets, roses, cell phone cases etc. Of course if I had no skill in making it, I would too.
(b.)A nice little money maker. People will actually buy stuff made out of it, i.e. wallets, roses, cell phone cases etc. Of course if I had no skill in making it, I would too.
(a.)girl-"Hey, did you ever figure out the guy who made that cool stuff they call duct tape?" guy-"Yea, I think I'm gonna propose today!" girl-"Hey, aren't you married...and a guy?" guy-"Dangit!"
(b.)I just made 20 dollars when I sold this stuff I made out of tape, but not any tape, duct tape!
(b.)I just made 20 dollars when I sold this stuff I made out of tape, but not any tape, duct tape!
by sara February 20, 2005
Term used to describe how people in the streets utilize duct tape to wrap excess amounts of ammunition.
by $ward May 22, 2008
Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!
I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!
I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006