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When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.
Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.
decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023
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Removal of a mans penis by his ex-girlfriend
That fucking bastard, im goin to DeCock him!
DeCock by DevilsVamp August 21, 2008
A good, wet pussy, Usually from a woman with a very Large Ass.
Damn!! Jennifer Lopez has no idea what I’d do to her Dulocka!

Decockitated 

To have someone's cock cut off
the rapist was decockitated
Decockitated by DopyC October 6, 2019
Durock is a card game based on elimination. Everyone is a winner until the last person standing with cards still in his or her hands, and that respective person is a Durock

Also - Durock, person who lost a game of Durock, and will forever be branded as one
"AHH Dude you're Durock! hahaha"

"You lost 5 games!, you're so Durock to the 5th!"
Durock by engines0fdemise August 11, 2008

Ducockiss 

A cool dude's cock that ya just wanna kiss.
I bet that hit guy has one hell of a ducockiss
Ducockiss by Bro kinda job November 26, 2020

DeCockxify 

If his cock is your drug... then DeCoxify is what a

girl or gay man has to do after a break up with a boyfriend one had highly addicktive great sex with.
Example: I miss sex with him so much I might have to check into Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify!
DeCockxify by HollyWood90027 January 16, 2011