duckmo 

someone is who is really lame, can be shortened to duck

Jane is such a duckmo; she can't figure out how to use her DVD player.

duckmo by quackers January 30, 2003

duckgoat

Duckgoat is a duck and goat hybrid. A duck is a bird with FEATHERS and a goat is an animal with a HORN, just like de same way yuh gurl horn yuh. And you and all. Watch wut de ass you searching up. Flicking duckgoat, ent yuh have work to do. STUPEZ.

We made curry duckgoat on Sunday and ate it with some rodi.

duckgoat by Sagititties February 17, 2021

Dickmong 

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.

Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"

Dickmong by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015

ducksoon 

Once you go quack, you never go back

when I grow up I'll be a ducksoon quack quack.

ducksoon by yourfavoriteplayer'sfavoritepl October 6, 2019

duckmuffin 

The worst word to call someone, according to Bree Essrig.

"She's such a duckmuffin"
*everyone gasps*

duckmuffin by mooilikecheese September 24, 2015

dickmongrel 

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.

"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"

dickmongrel by alex brownie January 30, 2008

duckmeat 

A person that sits in front of the computer all day getting drunk on cheap vodka and avoiding work. Is also the target for all whorings that occur in chat rooms.

That duckmeat in Mississippi decided that it was more important to sit in AOL Football Chat for 20 hours while sucking down Popov vodka and getting whored by everyone in the chat instead of going to a job interview at the sewage plant.

duckmeat by Steve in Tampa August 15, 2006