act like a duck 

To not let things get to you, and allow yourself not to be bothered or annoyed by actions or the current situation you may be in or by what other are doing to manipulate you into bitterness. When everything is building up. i.e. The saying when it rains it pours seems to make sense in describing life at times and acting like a duck is better, because ducks do not run and hide when it rains, they do not try to cover themselves up and avoid it, they do not attack the rain or try fighting it off they simply endure it with pride and dignity like it was not even there in fact they seem to enjoy it while it lasts, and above all do not seem to be bothered by the rain. Hence acting like a duck or to act like a duck is better than retaliating and making the situation worse or make everyone think its better to attack and fight rather than be dignified and work it out.

My boss was a jerk and was ripping every one of his customers off, I said something about it, and he made my life difficult by demoting me and threatened to fire me next. I went home the wife through a fit saying we owe more than we can afford and are getting evicted, my kids crying because she is screaming, the landlord is calling harassing me over raising the rent. The car needs new tires, and it barely runs and I just act like a duck and try to work it all out somehow, because its better to work it out than add to the problem with retaliation, anger and uncontrollable vulgarities.

act like a duck by BobBreton April 22, 2006

Eats like a duck 

The act of eating ones food with such speed that chewing is either significantly diminished or out right abandoned in favor of swallowing the portions of food whole.

First refrenced in an episode of the simpsons when a co-worker commented on Homers eating habbits and was corrected by another co-worker.

Grimes: *watching Homer eat his lunch* My god, he eats like a pig!
Lenny: NI dont know, pigs tend to chew, He eats like a duck.
*homer deliberately swallowing a long john dounut whole*.
Grimes: Well some sort of farm animal anyway...

Eats like a duck by Jacob mei December 10, 2010

If it fucks like a duck 

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.

Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

If it fucks like a duck by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009

quack like a duck 

when you suck, can u take every inch in your butt...can u fart on my balls when we fuck...(the goat and your mom)

can you quack like a duck when u suck

quack like a duck by poop chute princess April 6, 2014

can you quack like a duck 

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck

can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video

can you quack like a duck by ammoratto April 15, 2013

If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck. 

An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.

"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."

If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck. by AH73 October 17, 2013

pooping like a duck 

1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).

2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.

3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).

1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!

2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.

3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!

pooping like a duck by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010