vb. to fuck

In the world of predictive texting, the word fuck is replaced, often unnoticed by the sender, to duck. Known to be common on Blackberries and iPhones.
DUCK YOU!

will you duck me tonight?
by MadHat Unspecific September 05, 2008
Someone who is dumb an don't know what they are talking about.Or someone who says something that makes no sense very often.it can even be someone who is smart but say something with out thinking about what they're asking."duck"is used to call someone dumb or to nicely let someone know they said something stupid
Michael:what's 9 multiplied by 7
Kenya:Bruh you a duck
Micheal:wait what did I ask

Kenya:what's 9 multiplied by 7
Micheal:oh that's 63 now I feel stupid *laughs*
by Thatgirlwhospeaksthetruth February 20, 2014
Autocorrects substitute for "fuck"
Dude1: lol i just got a girlfreind and your still in the friendzone lol

Dude2: duck you

*fuck

Dude1: LOLOLOLOLOL
by SkyTheDwarf November 27, 2013
When you shit in a paper towel and hide it somewhere, in order to prank someone. The "advance preparation" part means you can do the deed ahead of time.
John dropped a duck behind the radiator downstairs. That will stink for a week before it dries out.
by Nintendo Goober September 07, 2013
To discretely announce that you have farted in the presence of others.
Jess: "Duck"

Cart "That one stinks!!"

Ferret ducked; I think he need to check his drawers!!

Don't duck in a car!!

If you're going to duck, at least roll down the windows!!
by Ferret2 November 04, 2011
A person that acts like a idiot.
Major: I got a 50 on the easiest test of the year
Jason: Your a duck
Major: Quack
by Apartment2707 April 08, 2011
1.A cute little bird that swims, flies and quacks too!
2.Also, it means to lower your head.
1.
Duck:''Quack!Quack!''

Guy: ''Hey look, theres a duck!''

2.

Guy: ''Duck!''
Guy2: ''Woooooooooooooow!''

*ducks*
Guy2: Thanks, I could have got hit there!
by Rubbrduck March 16, 2011
a secret code that undercover cops use when they are being totaly awesome. These cops are usualy black or asian, but sometimes fat spanish cops will use it too. When they say this it can have a different effect on some people. A friend of mine knows a cop who said "duck" and a chair 3 meters away totaly exploded (this same effect can happen on children 5-8 years old and french people).
black cop: Watch this
ugly cop: what?
black cop:DUCK
Child: *explodes*
Ugly cop: OH SHIT!
by MC.BALLER October 16, 2009

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