dspasm 

the inability to form words because of direct visual contact with stupidity, however it doesn't inhibit the body's natural reaction to convulsion or tics...

Choochie dspasmed when she saw "Ugly Cat meets Salad Fingers" . . .

dspasm by Choochie & Santa Jr. April 11, 2009

dspasm 

an involuntary laugh/choke.

can be caused by hitting the 'd' key just before the 's' when typing spasm in a chat.

d'uh spasm.

i) I had a dspasm when Choochie told me about her musty-y back seat.

ii) Hey Choochie, did you dspasm when I told you about satan's elfen friend Audrey?

dspasm by Choochie and Santa Jr. April 11, 2009