drunxter 

The texting equivalent of habitual drunk dialing. Rather than calling everyone in their contact list when drunk, a drunxter sends numerous text messages, oftentimes sending single messages en masse to all contacts.

Damn, man, I woke up this morning and had seven text messages, all from Michelle.

Yeah, man, that girl is a drunxter if I ever saw one.

drunxter by amylin211 October 18, 2008

Drunxterity 

A fluidity of motion achieved through the forgetfulness of ones's limits. Usually achieved through liberal application of spirits/beer.

The more I drink, the higher my drunxterity.

Drunxterity by XeropointGaming March 16, 2019

drunktertainment 

1. Something entertaining that happened while you're drunk.
2. Something you witnessed a drunk person do that was entertaining.
From Drunk+Entertainment.

1. "Hey guys, want some drunktertainment? Watch me try to jump from that roof to the other on my son's bike!"
2. "The neighborhood alcoholic is trying to jump from his house to another one about 100 feet away. This is gonna be some quality drunktertainment!"

drunktertainment by edw007 October 9, 2023