Drunkenese 

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.

Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"

Drunkenese by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005

drunkuisine 

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.

Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.

drunkuisine by Badwig September 28, 2009

drinksies 

What you say when your saving ur seat so no bitch ass cunt takes it from u while ur depositing your Taco Bell in the bar bathroom. U gotta have a drink within 5 feet of the seat u want saved

Cole-“I call drinksies, I’ll be right back after I go masterbate”
Ben-“yo lemme cum with u. I’ll be back soon y’all drinksies”

drinksies by Jbaldy October 22, 2019

Drunchies 

when you are extremely intoxicated and all of a sudden you feel the need to gorge yourself, usually food such as chips, crackers, or anything salty

Person 1: i was so smashed last night i got a case of the drunchies and ate 3 bags of doritos

Drunchies by cal trippin jr. June 3, 2009

drunksitting 

The act of looking after a friend who after a long night of drinking has regressed back to an approximate mental age of five. This can include taking away their phone to keep them from making calls/texts they will regret, keeping them from going to more parties/drinking more, giving them food to eat/feeding them, making sure they don't choke on their own vomit if they throw up.

Tanner: *has been drinking vodka all night* I'm going to another mixer!
Anne: Like hell you are!

Cami: You need to go to your room and sober up.

*Anne and Cami then take Tanners shoes and cellphone to keep him from going to the party, and bribe him with Moo Shu and Metalocalypse to ensure that he stays in for the night. *

the above is a perfect example of drunksitting

drunksitting by annesquared December 6, 2010

drunkenese 

(n.) <Capitalized> the language spoken by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated, usually marked by slurring or incomprehensibility of each word spoken

(adj.) of, relating to, or characterized by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated

Had the bum not spoken in his native dialect, Drunkenese, he may have more easily convinced the tourists to lend him a dollar.

drunkenese by Felix Doore November 2, 2008

drunchies 

(n.) drunk munchies; a craving of food, much like the munchies, occurring after a night of heavy drinking.

Guy 1: Yo man, I ate like 6 burgers and a snack wrap after leaving the bar last night. I was wasted!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you had a serious case of the drunchies!

drunchies by KidGudi87 December 11, 2011