drunknito 

Being secretly drunk. Having one's drunkenness concealed to avoid notice, especially in situations where it may be unacceptable to be intoxicated.

Joe went drunknito yesterday at work. He had an afternoon of boring meetings and drank whiskey out of a coffee mug to enhance the situation. No one knew he was half in the bag!

drunknito by burner3030 June 5, 2014

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunksitting 

The act of looking after a friend who after a long night of drinking has regressed back to an approximate mental age of five. This can include taking away their phone to keep them from making calls/texts they will regret, keeping them from going to more parties/drinking more, giving them food to eat/feeding them, making sure they don't choke on their own vomit if they throw up.

Tanner: *has been drinking vodka all night* I'm going to another mixer!
Anne: Like hell you are!

Cami: You need to go to your room and sober up.

*Anne and Cami then take Tanners shoes and cellphone to keep him from going to the party, and bribe him with Moo Shu and Metalocalypse to ensure that he stays in for the night. *

the above is a perfect example of drunksitting

drunksitting by annesquared December 6, 2010

drunktioning 

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

Drunkwit 

(n) one who is so drunk as to have lost most of their I.Q., if they had any to begin with. Drunkwits become not only stupider than a box full of sand, but also very annoying, generally ruining the fun times of those around them.

origin: fuckwit + drunk = drunkwit

"I would have had an awesome time at the Festival if it weren't for all the drunkwits."

Drunkwit by Kiesten McCauley January 11, 2009

Drunktober

The period of time starting sometime around the end of the Julian month of August and ending a week or two before Christmas -- according to the Tao of Drew, within the chapter regarding the Barkalendar.

The time period's name is derived from the fact that every weekend seems to have some sort of drinking event, holiday, or an excuse to enjoy the beautiful fall weather.

Holidays include, but are not limited to: Birthdays, Labor Day weekend, Octoberfest, Tankfest, Halloween, Guns 'N Hoses, Thanksgiving, and a spattering of 'holiday' parties.

With Octoberfest, Tankfest, Halloween and then Sunday kickball every weekend, Drunktober is gonna wreck my liver.

It'll be a miracle if I survive Drunktober this year.

Drunktober by thePhatMan October 22, 2010

drunktopus 

Being so drunk that you can not control your limbs

Coco: did you see Trixie last night?

Candy: yeah, she couldnt even walk! total drunktopus!

drunktopus by candy08 June 11, 2011