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drunkkard 

Someone who is very drunk alone watching k-pop or some over crazy foreign shit you find yourself watching on youtube .on a silver laptop. Typical drinking vodka out the bottle. Occasionally laughing. Also wearing a dressing gown and pyjamas
Person 1: I walked in on my flat mate pulling a drunkkard.
Person 2: OMG same I also walked in on my girlfriend drunkkarding

Person 3: it creeps me out.
drunkkard by BCSLANG November 23, 2013
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“Dunkard” is a derogatory term for the Amish.
Dirty ass Dunkard, I am trying to drive here!
Dunkard by real_rc3 March 5, 2019

drunkarexic 

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"
"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."
drunkarexic by mvolfman April 15, 2010

drunktardia 

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.
Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia
drunktardia by usa1ders July 6, 2015
When you are so drunk that you end up stealing a shopping cart from a store or from the street and you bring it home for no apparent reason. Usually people don't know what to do with it the next day but are too embarassed to return it.
"Hey dude, my sister was so shitfaced last night that she and her friends ended up drunkarting again. She woke up this morning with a shopping cart sitting there in her kitchen. Dude, this is so fucked up, she has real issues. She's been drunkarting too much lately"
drunkart by Mathieu_G June 13, 2009

Drunkyardigan 

A drunkyardigan is a happy drunk in a place where they belong, where they will probably sing a song, and maybe dance along.

Derived from drunken nights and the love for the colorful characters on the Nick Jr. show.
We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore! We always find things we've never seen before! That's why every day we're back for more! We're your friends, the Drunkyardigans!
Drunkyardigan by eyereene August 31, 2011

drunkaroo 

Similar to the popular children's game 'buckaroo', where you take turns to add small loads onto a toy mule that eventually kicks everything off, at which point the person who was in the act of adding something loses. 'Drunkaroo' tends to happen at social functions where there is alcohol a-plenty. When one member of the party reaches the stage of passing out due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, they become the mule, and the rest of the assembled group get ready to play drunkaroo. Turns are taken at placing things on the mule like coats, bags, full pint glasses, furniture, etc, until at some point (s)he comes to, throws everything off in an angry drunken sulk, and then more often than not rolls over and passes out again, at which point you can play the next round. Happy days.
Sweet, Ellie has passes out again, lets play drunkaroo.

or

me: we've been playing drunkaroo with bryan for about an hour, and there's nothing left in the house to put on top of him.
mikey: nothing that is, apart from the sofa.
drunkaroo by jimwade June 14, 2010