Drunkiotic 

displaying the American tradition of getting drunk while also celebrating or proclaiming American patriotism (drunk + patriotism). Often causes one to do stupid shit like wear American flag swim trunks or bikinis and run around yelling things like "F*ck yeah, America!!!" for no reason. Though this can be seen across the country, it is particularly prevalent in the south where people do this at sporting events, barbecues, and ALL Gulf Coast beaches. Beware of people showing drunkioticism while attending 4th of July celebrations and keep firearms/fireworks out of reach.

Tom: Hey, Beth, we are really looking good in our matching Old Navy 2015 4th of July tee shirts.
Random drunk guy passing by: Yeah! Woo! Fucking America! Woo!
Beth: He certainly was drunkiotic.

Drunkiotic by Dom Viol June 9, 2015

Drunkmotional 

When you are too drunk and everything becomes drama.

Dude, Britt was drunkmotional last night, I told her I was leaving the party and she started crying for an hour and a half.

Drunkmotional by Fünke the doc May 9, 2011

Drunkitis 

The most common reason for calling out of work.

Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.

Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.

Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.

Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.

Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."

Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."

Drunkitis by eceedubs December 24, 2010

drunkmatic 

When someone becomes intoxicated for the express purpose of being dramatic

Ricky burnt his gay ass hand to be drunkmatic.

drunkmatic by rickylovescock May 9, 2008

Drunkticity 

A strong combination of drinking excessively the night prior and firing up the next morning

aaron "danielle i can't believe that we just drank 3 margaritas and an irish car bomb within 3 hours after being super wasted 6 hours prior"

danielle "i know...drunkticity"

Drunkticity by DaniAaronChicago January 16, 2010