drunken midget 

Broad term used to describe something that is undersized for it's needed use. Usually used to describe another object...drunken midget bathtub, drunken midget shower stall, drunken midget closet.

I tried to take a shower at their house, but their shower was designed for a drunken midget.

drunken midget by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007