Sloppy Drunk 

Someone who after indulging in large amounts of alcohol exhibits one or more of the following characteristics; loosing all sense of balance, loss of any sort of mental filter on their mouth, uses excessive cursing, performs lewd dancing, and is usually covered in whatever alcohol they were drinking. These people are usually fun to be around first but in the end are just an embarrassment.

Joe - "Yo man did you see that girl Megan last night?"
Steve - "Yea dude she is such a sloppy drunk, she bumped into me and spilled beer all over herself and then blamed it all on me."

Sloppy Drunk by Jimmy Profs October 26, 2009

sloppy drunk 

One who talks, smells, and appears sloppy, while under the influence of alcohol.

My lord, Vahamaa got sloppy drunk off of whiskey last night.

sloppy drunk by Chad r September 26, 2005

Sloppy Dunk 

When rushing to the toilet with a diarrhea like bowel movement ready to go and finally releasing the moment your bum touches the toilet seat.

Keith: "Where are you going in such a hurry?"

Donovan: "I'm going for the sloppy dunk, out of my way!"

Sloppy Dunk by OdinBerry October 4, 2013

Sloppy Slam Dunk 

Someone is laying down and begins to push out a shit. As soon as the poop begins to crown you take your dick and jam the shit back into their ass.

Jenny started to shit so i took my cock and Sloppy Slam Dunked it back inside of her.

Sloppy Slam Dunk by Lil Rizz April 11, 2011