|1.||Drunk as a MotherFucker|
One is drunk as a motherfucker when they consume 1/2 a sip less than what would literally kill them. This stage of drunkeness is characterized by the will and want to have sex with your biological mother.
I am drunk as a motherfucker and horny. I'm going home and going balls deep in mama's ass.
That dude is drunk as motherfucker; he's just living the dream.