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A drunk person who trips over or walks into anything, coupled with the dangerous, ever-present threat of unco-ordination.

Drunco injuries are usually sustained to the knee, face, hips and crutch region.
James - "Hey dude, Tom just fell into the fishpond!"
Travis - "Wow, he's been drinking since six, doesn't surprise me."
James - "Yeah, he fell down the stairs at school today, he doesn't even need booze."
Travis - "What a drunco!"
Fish - "..."
by van derrr duhhh June 26, 2011
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