drunco 

A drunk person who trips over or walks into anything, coupled with the dangerous, ever-present threat of unco-ordination.

Drunco injuries are usually sustained to the knee, face, hips and crutch region.

James - "Hey dude, Tom just fell into the fishpond!"
Travis - "Wow, he's been drinking since six, doesn't surprise me."
James - "Yeah, he fell down the stairs at school today, he doesn't even need booze."
Travis - "What a drunco!"
Fish - "..."

drunco by van derrr duhhh June 28, 2011

drunkometer

:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.

When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.

drunkometer by pyra023 December 20, 2010

drunkorexia

A practice which has recently come to light with the exposure of pro-anorexia websites in the media... DRUNKOREXIA refers to the act of restricting food intake/calories by day so one can party and get drunk at night without fear of gaining weight from the extra calories of the alcohol. Generally practiced by body-conscious or anorexic young women, who are often alcoholics.

The danger of this practice is that there is no food present in the stomach to slow the absorption of alcohol into the system, which can result in the person becoming intoxicated too quickly, passing out, vomiting, or getting alcohol poisoning. Those side effects, coupled with the long-term effects of anorexia on the body, can lead to death.

Amy: "I never see Brittany eat a thing... she just swills down shot after shot of Patron every night."

Carrie: "Sounds like drunkorexia to me."

Amy: "She's going to die if she doesn't get her shit together."

drunkorexia by Hollis X April 18, 2008

drungover 

when you wake up with a hangover and you get drunk to get rid of it so you are drunk/hungover at the same time

dude i got so smashed the other night i had to get drungover

drungover by fuzzylumpkins December 11, 2007

druncle 

A basic combination of the word "drunk" and "uncle". Can be used in terms of describing one's inebriated relative. Such male relatives are best known for their high demands for Chivas on the rocks or perhaps Johnny Walker Black at most family functions. To be light in the liquor department would be a poor choice, for a wild night is in the cards when one's Drunkle rolls through town.

Glenn: "I think Ron's wedding is going to be pretty dull. The open bar is only serving wine and beer."

Dylan:" Why would that make it dull?"

Glenn: " Well, my druncle Al is going to be there and he can do a double scotch dirty. I'm sure he'll be regular riot when he hears about this open bar bullshit."

druncle by evepeabody August 28, 2012

Drunkolepsy 

Someone who consumes so much alcohol that they pass out at random and fall down.

Kevin was so drunk, he fell out of his chair due to his chronic drunkolepsy.

Drunkolepsy by Mr. One Three July 15, 2009

drunctional 

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.

Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."

drunctional by minkiekitten October 8, 2009