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Philosopher's Drug 

The "Philosopher's Drug" is the metaphorical drug that affects the mind of those that are philosophical or psychologically analytic. The drug cannot be induced by any means that a regular drug could. The drug is stored within philosophers' cerebral cortex (a part of the brain that partakes in the process of reasoning and logic).

The stored drug is then released between the times 9:00 PM - 12:00 AM. The drug enhances philosophers' ability to reason and allow them to trudge through the most unrealistic debates. The drug wears off at 12:00 AM due to lack of resources. The cerebral cortex then begins to regenerate and store "the Philosopher's Drug" for the next 21 hours, before releasing it in the philosophers' blood stream for another (approximate) three hours the next night.

The Philosopher's Drug only applies to those who are considered philosophical. There is no "self-diagnosis" to having or not having this drug. It takes another mind to determine whether your cerebral cortex produces the drug or not. Once determined, the decision is final.
Mark, stop talking about all this "new age of enlightenment" crap, it's the philosopher's drug kicking in.
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Drug Dealer's Phone 

A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.
Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.
Drug Dealer's Phone by Sieffy October 30, 2016

Devil's Drug 

devilsdrug.com is an adult directory

you can save your favorite links of free streamed porn on video sharing sites to your devil's drug profile and come back to them later.
Devil's drug is now devilsdrug.com and a great site to find free porn videos
Devil's Drug by wizard sleevens February 3, 2008

hitler's drug 

A slang term used mainly in the UK as a reference to crystal methamphetamine
he was strung out on hitler's drug before we finally decided to go over and top him
hitler's drug by dr kavorkian September 13, 2006

drug-e's 

e-mails that advertise prescription drugs for sale online. Sometimes sent because the word's out that you've bought Rx's online before.)
"Boy, I wish you didn't get so damn much junk mail, dude! That's what you get for your habit. Half of these are drug-e's!"
drug-e's by 76 Camaro March 11, 2008

Nicole's happy drug 

When after you ate Skittles gifted to you by someone you can't stop smiling. But you also haven't blinked in an hour.
Man what was in those Skittles? Nicole's happy drug?

drug seeker 

n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.
"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."
drug seeker by keifermail August 23, 2008