drug mule

Someone who carries drugs across the borders by consuming the drugs.

"I've got a drug mule getting me some shit from up north."

by Chris from Canada April 9, 2006

drug mule

A child of a non-liberal.

All children of non-liberal parents are drug mules.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023

drug mule

A person who carries drugs by consuming them.

This is done usually with a balloon, condom, latex glove, etc. tablets of coke and heroin and then put into the balloon.

This is very dangerous for the carrier because the balloon could pop inside the person, resulting in death.

There was a drug mule on the plane, ten grams of pure cocaine exploded in his stomach resulting in seizures and death.

by queefist August 10, 2008

Drug Mule

Noun, cocktail recipe

Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups

Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.

Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.

Bar patron: Done.

by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019

Drug Mule

Dispensing with a used condom inside your sexual partner.

I fell asleep after sex without disengaging and Drug Mule'd my gf.

by theLaneyG April 8, 2009

Drug mule

A deadbeat who offers to carry people and their stuff in exchange for drugs

Fuck an uber. I'm just gonna give my drug mule Ben a line and have him take me home.

by Burgerboi69 August 24, 2018

Colombian drug mule

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.

She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.

by BDE #2 March 22, 2021