The end result of jerking off, from the Russian word "dratchit'" (to jerk off). A descriptive word that can be applied to people, things or animals. Can also be used as a greeting.

Dratch - dRA-t'ch

"Dratch, what you do, dratch?"
"I do nothing, dratch!"
"Dratch you do! >=| "

"What's that dratch over there?"
"I don't know, dratch"
"Dratch you do! >=| "

*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Draaaaatch, what you do?"

"So dratch-stacked-low came over"
"what you do dratch?"
"I dratch on her face"

"I give you dratch!" (during orgasm)

Dratch by LokiArioch June 26, 2009

Related Words

druatch • dratch • Dratch - dRA-t'ch • Dratchell • Drutch • Drutch Oven

Drutch Oven

When a woman fart in her dress and put her bottom/skirt over someone's head to smell the fart.

"Come here!""AH-HA...drutch oven!"

Drutch Oven by Little GoGoKitty February 16, 2009

Dratch

A drunk batch.

A batch is either a bitch with nice shoes or a friendlier way to call a friend a bitch.

A dratch must be a girl, and should be a friend, as it is a friendly term and is said with a friendly connotation.

Being a "dratch" is basically just being drunk and silly, acting a fool.

1) "Youre such a dratch!"

2) "Quit being such a dratch and lets take a shot"

3) "I'm gonna get super dratchy tonight!"

Dratch by Timothy Perdue July 28, 2009

Dratch - dRA-t'ch

The end result of jerking off, from the Russian word "dratchit'" (to jerk off). A descriptive word that can be applied to people, things or animals. Can also be used as a greeting.

Dratch - dRA-t'ch

"Dratch, what you do, dratch?"
"I do nothing, dratch!"
"Dratch you do! >=| "

"What's that dratch over there?"

"I don't know, dratch"
"Dratch you do! >=| "

*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Draaaaatch, what you do?"

"So dratch-stacked-low came over"
"what you do dratch?"
"I dratch on her face"

"I give you dratch!" (during orgasm)

Dratch - dRA-t'ch by LokiArioch June 25, 2009

dratch

Joe Block...can not be killed...in the movie chasing cyborg

"yo dratch is bout to buck on dat nigga and take his hoe cuase he just dont give a fuck"

dratch by D-locke March 10, 2005

Drutch

n. drutch. A common form of bullying, done to prevent yourself from being bullied by others. A common, yet toxic, social system. Practiced by social carnivores or soul vampyres.

Example 1: "It's a new job, so I need to find and victimize the drutch-omega on the first day."

Example 2: "But what happens if I refuse to drutch others and don't want to be drutched?"

Drutch by AWrinkleInTime August 24, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026