Dropping Black kids off at the Pool

The act of taking a Crap; Term featured on South Park and other various shows; Comes from the fact that turds are brown and there is water in the toilet bowl

Mom: Be down in a sec honey, I have to drop some black kids off at the pool first.

Dad: Alright babe, don't take too long, because I'll be dropping black kids off at the pool when you're done.

by MC Hammer'd December 10, 2009

Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

taking a dump that is green.

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.

by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009

Drop the kids off at the pool

If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.

That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.

by Bazzlington May 24, 2018

drop the kids off to go swimming

code term for "to go take a shit"

"i have to go drop the kids off to go swimming"

by your psychotic mother March 2, 2009

Drop the Prez off at the Oval Office

Taking a dooky/poop/#2/ crapshit. A more updated version of "droppin the Cosby kids off at the pool"

Excuse me a minute, gotta go "drop the Prez off at the Oval Office"

by Texasgirl1 November 10, 2009

Drop the Obamas off at the White House

To poop in the toilet

That General Tso's chicken made me drop the Obamas off at the White House

by Sarah Pali... err... nooobody November 20, 2008

drop mr. brown off at the pool

(v.) to poo

I'll be there as soon as I can but first I have to drop mr. brown off at the pool.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009