Drop the Deuce

A parallel parking maneuver that involves only two moves:

1. Backing the car into the spot
2. Pulling forward to straighten the tires.

It is a move perfected only by those that are forced to navigate the rough and tumble cities where parallel parking is a way of life.

It was a pretty tight spot, but I was able to drop the deuce!

by Riden Dirty May 4, 2011

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Dropping a Deuce

A smoother way of saying you just had the shit of a lifetime. The kind that makes you proud to be a man and floating on cloud 9 afterwards.

Stems from the childhood question about going to the bathroom. #1 being urination; #2 being defecation…
“Deuce” meaning the #2 card in poker or a snake eyes in craps.

Man 1: Dude where the hell you been? This place is swarming with hotties... I need my wingman..
Man 2: I was dropping a Deuce. Who do you want? I'll get her and her friends.

by Johnny Walker Black77 July 23, 2010

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drop a deuce

The act of taking a dump, pinching a loaf or dropping the kids at the pool.

I had to go so bad that I was walking like a duck. I'll feel a lot better after I drop a deuce

by seymour heines February 29, 2008

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Drop a Deuce

To defecate . To relieve one's self by fecal expulsion from one's anus.

Origin: the frase could have been allocated to this meaning due to the assertion that the dump would be or feel like it was a two pounder. Hence the word 'deuce'. Or, the more commonly accepted origin of this frase is a response to a euphemism for taking a crap: 'going # 2'.

I can't wait to get home so I can Drop a Deuce !

by Ian Callahan January 5, 2006

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