by rjbb04 September 29, 2023
When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.
Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”
by the klit klapper November 5, 2018
Associated with lowlife wannabe reta*ds who do nothing but argue on the internet and think they're the shit due to their inflated Superiority Complex. All they do is ruin your day and drive away finding other victims to fall to their menacing mental disabality.
Chadwick Dicklick: Bruhhh you're so gay, did you know F in J.F.K stands for I fucked your mom
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now
by TheHornyAsian November 3, 2021
a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.
b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.
b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.
a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.
b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.
b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.
by ManWhoDrivesAnAcura January 9, 2015
Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;
by hoe billy yo April 10, 2011
A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 12, 2023