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Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."

Divester 

Someone who dates outside their race because they think that race is better or superior to their own.
That black man is being a divester. He said he's with that asian woman because she's better than the black woman.
Divester by BBSSA July 9, 2022

drivestalking 

When you driving and either you are following somebody unintentionally, or vice versa.
A "Dude that person keeps following me everywhere I turn"
B "Do you think it's a cop or you know them?"
A "No, I think they are just drivestalking me."
drivestalking by tbone33126 May 27, 2010

Drivesturbate

"How'd you manage that long commute for so long?"

"To pass the time I'd think of some hot chick and drivesturbate."
Drivesturbate by SoIHear October 15, 2008

drivesterbating 

To masturbate while driving, or when your'e stuck in traffic and you need some pleasure.
Driver 1 (in car with window open) : *drivesterbating*

Driver 2 (in other car) : WTF?

Driver 1: Hey wtf you lookin at

drivesturbation 

I was getting tired on a long drive so I engaged in drivesturbation to help wake myself up.
drivesturbation by Clemchowder November 10, 2013