DruDaBoss99 is pokefan78281’s best
friend. He is obsessed with Aerosprays and Inkbrushes yet still purchased an undercover brella. He is a professional Booyah Bully who plays Legend of Zelda breath of the wild DURING a SPLATFEST. Has a tendency to gamble his
soul away in Splatoon for empty promises. Sometimes also plays too much my singing monsters, and whose dream is to launch
Amy, (the dog) on a skateboard with a rocket to live up to the name “Rocket Shell”. At the same
time, can be a little
gross but a great person to have by your side.
⚠️WARNING ⚠️ Side affects of being within a 10 mile radius of DruDaBoss99 may include:
Eating packing peanuts, paying him to eat your library receipt for shits and giggles, being shamed for using the undercover brella, not receiving your chipotle guacamole
sauce, picking at your open wounds with a yarn needle, attempting to give your friends a straight up ball of yarn for
Christmas but then being stopped by your mom telling you “No”, having your umbrella taken hostage along with your ID card, and being looked at in a frog
like manner.
If you can safely avoid all of these side affects, you still have
time before it’s too late. RUN 🏃 ♀️💨
I’m DruDaBoss99 and I approve this message! -Totally not pokefan78281 pretending to be DruDaBoss99
