1. The unsightly wet spot left, as if by magic and especially on khakis, after zipping-up upon completion of urination almost always while either on a date or at a special event.
2. The rather unfortunate splort of nut gack that drips from the end of your spent dork which inevitably makes a slimy connection with the inside of your thigh post coitus, requiring you to hastily use your shirt to wipe up before your lovely partner discovers the atrocity, then scurry to find other remaining clothing options.
2. The rather unfortunate splort of nut gack that drips from the end of your spent dork which inevitably makes a slimy connection with the inside of your thigh post coitus, requiring you to hastily use your shirt to wipe up before your lovely partner discovers the atrocity, then scurry to find other remaining clothing options.
by Brad Madison May 29, 2007