mutton dressed up as lamb

An older lady dressed like a skank

Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb

mutton dressed up as lamb by Vailima October 14, 2016

All dressed up with nowhere to go 

Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to.

cf. story of my life

I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.

All dressed up with nowhere to go by The Esq. December 10, 2010

3 dressed up as a 9 

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.

"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me

You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."

-Trooper

3 dressed up as a 9 by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Dressed up 

Stupid shit people with no style say.

Him: "Why you always dressed up?"
Me: "I'm not it's called style. Try it sometime."

Dressed up by He So Divo April 17, 2016

dressed up dressed down 

Expression that defines the outfit of someone who is both dressed up and dressed down (fancy ans casual). For instance, a fancy dress paired with dirty converses could be defined as such.

You are so dressed up dressed down today!

dressed up dressed down by Québecindépendant May 31, 2017

Dick dressed up 

In Florida a Dick Dressed up is Fried polish or hot dog with all the toppings on it, basically a polish sausage with the works

Aye bro let's go to the corner store and get a Ol Dick Dressed up.

Dick dressed up by Cirocboiben July 3, 2017

dressed up like nebraska 

To wear clothes resembling a nebraska farm boy.
Western or flannel shirt,wrangler jeans ,boots
and a belt.

Whats up with Richard, coming to this party all dressed up like Nebraska!

dressed up like nebraska by Ra-mon November 25, 2006