When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.
Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.
by realfeeleydrinkers July 13, 2012
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Oxymoron. This is as feasible as a time machine. A T shirt is exactly what it states.

The only shirt that may pass as a dress T shirt is a tuxedo T shirt, as Jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. If someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…
These are places where someone might try to pass of a T-Shirt as Dressy. Please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.
Someone showed up to my wedding in a T shirt and tried to tell me it was a Dress T Shirt, security removed them from the premises.
by Wow's41 September 24, 2010
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n.

The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.
"Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green."

"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."
by jarred retro May 9, 2008
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