dress left

Applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left pantleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, or have a really small penis.

"I decided to dress left for the first time today, and it's a whole new world!"

by scapermoya December 2, 2008

Dress To The Left

When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.

When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.

by BallSmelly September 17, 2014