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dream cheat

when one person dreams, or daydreams, of being with another person, other than the person they are currently with.
SLOAN - Who is this?

BAS - The man of your dreams.

SLOAN - Oh my God! Johnny Depp?

BAS - Ugh, no. The other man of your dreams.

SLOAN - Julio Iglesias?

BAS - No, not Julio either. Guess again.

SLOAN - Brett Favre?

BAS - Damn Sloan! You’re such a dream cheat!
dream cheat by dahuiboy December 9, 2007

Dream didn't cheat 

1. To lie.

2. With-hold, or ignore the truth.
3. Plain stupidity
"Hey everyone! Dream didn't cheat!"
"Hey mom, Dream didn't cheat!"

Dream Cheating 

The act of having a dream in which you cheat on your loved one, while sleeping next to said loved one.
De'Shawn: Yo I totally dream cheated on Latisha last night with Jenny.

Jonah: True dat, dream cheating is the best.
Dream Cheating by Dream Cheetah March 31, 2010

Dreamcheating 

Dreamcheating - when your significant other is cheating on you in a dream and you have the full right to be upset with him/her in real life.
Harry was dreamcheating on Sally last night, so they're on a trial separation now.
If you dreamcheat on me, I'll take your kids and half of your shit, my lawyer is that good.
Dreamcheating by Lautra94 December 20, 2019

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026