Dreamcheating - when your significant other is cheating on you in a dream and you have the fullright to be upset with him/her in real life.
Harry was dreamcheating on Sally last night, so they're on a trial separation now.
If you dreamcheat on me, I'll take your kids and half of your shit, my lawyer is that good.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).