dreaded p

similar to the dreaded c (cancer) but in this case p (pedo)

(A) omg did you hear about that man over there

(B) what man?

(A) the man with the long greasy hair and the big milk bottle glasses next to the park

(B)oh yea him

(A)well apparently he is a "dreaded p"

(B)omg thats just awfull

dreaded p by monster munch November 1, 2009

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Dreaded Pooch Area

The lower part of one's stomach that requires electrocution to remove said dread.

Gasp, it's the Dreaded Pooch Area !!! Get out the electricity !

Dreaded Pooch Area by HudsonDusters January 31, 2010

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The Dreaded Piss

The first piss in a drinking session that follows with subsequent piss breaks every 5 minutes

I've just been for the dreaded piss now I'm gonna be pissing like a racehorse

The Dreaded Piss by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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