by DrapeMe October 7, 2018
The forcible act of putting up curtains (or other window dressings) on a window. Generally this is without the windows consent, but there are some subcultures within the BDSM community who have a safe zone for this activity.
"Did you see what happened to Marsha's house last night?"
"Yeah, that's the third one this week, I hope they catch this drapist."
"Yeah, that's the third one this week, I hope they catch this drapist."
by @therealdrapist October 17, 2018
n. A person who enjoys masturbating to overexposed images of window drapes. The images may have been taken without the consent of the drapes.
Person 1: "The other day I was masturbating photos of windows in this abandoned house..."
Person 2: "Wait, What? Were you talking to me?"
Person 1: "Yes, I was. Pay attention, mortal. I said: The other day I was masturbating photos of windows in this abandoned house. "
Person 2: "..."
Person 2: "...Why?"
Person 1: "I am a drapist, so this is typical behavior for me"
Person 2: "Wait, What? Were you talking to me?"
Person 1: "Yes, I was. Pay attention, mortal. I said: The other day I was masturbating photos of windows in this abandoned house. "
Person 2: "..."
Person 2: "...Why?"
Person 1: "I am a drapist, so this is typical behavior for me"
by shadowfelldown August 22, 2014