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An extremely "massive," cow of a man which continually keeps fucking up all the damn chairs in the cyber cafe! There are 40 chairs, out of which at least thirty are either loose, tilted, bent, creaking, or plain sipmply fucked beyond recognition by his humongous "phat," ass!
Someone who wishes they were important in the cybercafe!
by German January 03, 2004