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dragon's tongue 

When your man's significant junk hangs out of his short shorts and wraps around his thigh. See pet turtle.
After defeating Sauron, Frodo curled his spent body against Samwise Gamgee's dragon's tongue in the pit of Mt. Doom.
dragon's tongue by Testudines69 January 16, 2011

Tongue Dragon 

One who has the ability to drag their tongue from their grundel to their genitalia in one smooth licking motion.
I thought she was a freak at first, but when I found out she was a tongue dragon I ran out of the room.
Tongue Dragon by Nick & Brian January 2, 2008

dragons tongue 

I just gave someone the dragons tongue.
dragons tongue by DaveFiveR June 19, 2008

Dragons tongue 

Chopped up and mixed into brownies or cookies to get you high as hell. Burns like hell afterwards and is worth 42 krakens teeth.
Tannis was high as fuck off dragons tongue
Dragons tongue by Jawen July 8, 2014

dragontongue 

the language most commonly used by dragons, or scalies who have nothing to say but still want to seem interesting (it's okay guys, ive totally been there)
"hurru?" the dragon questioned.

"hey, hows u?" the boy asked. the scalie then replied with content "hurruu.....ruhhurrr?" the boy was extremely puzzled by dragontongue and didn't know how to reply.
dragontongue by hai! im anonymous. September 17, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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