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Russian Dragon Tears

Like angry dragon tears but the man deficates into the females mouth and plugs her nose so shit come out her eyes.
That bitch needed to be taught a lesson so I gave her Russian Dragon Tears like she deserved!

Angry Dragon's Tears 

An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.
"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."

Angry Dragon Tear 

Perform an Angry Dragon but plug your partner's nose.

Full definition:

While receiving a blow job, before you ejaculate plug your partner's nose, and at the point of cumming slap down hard on the back of your partner's head. They will gag, but since the nose is plugged the semen will come out of the tear-ducts. Making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.

NOTE: Pull your penis out of your partner's mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.
I wanted to do something really special for my girlfriend, so when she was giving me a blowjob I gave her an Angry Dragon Tear. I think I get a badge for it, because it is extremely rare.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026