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Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit 

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
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chinese dragon fire 

a crazy sex position that involves the female putting one leg behind her head while her other leg is wrapped around the man. The man then penetrates from behind while his legs are wrapped around the female.
Arista wanted to have Tony do the Chinese Dragon Fire to her.

Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire 

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

alaskin fire dragon 

The alaskin fire dragon includes, when a man Diarreahs in a girls mouth, duct tapes it shut, then tickles her until it comes out her nose.
Evany insisted that we do the alaskin fire dragon last night, there was shit every where, i even got some in my eye.
alaskin fire dragon by Golfwater September 19, 2021

Fire Dragon's Cook Out 

Derivative of the show Fairy Tail, a Fire Dragon's Cook Out is when a Fire Dragon Slayer lights a girl's pussy on fire then eats it out.
Example 1
Natsu: "Hey Lucy can I test a new move on you?"

Lucy: "Sure. What's it called?"

Natsu: "Fire Dragon's Cook Out C:<"

Example 2

Gray: "Hey Natsu how was the date with Lucy last night?"
Natsu: "Great. I took her to dinner then we went back to her place where I gave her a Fire Dragon's Cook Out."

Fire Dragon Roar 

While having sex, dip your dick in canola oil, set it on fire, and extinguish the flames in one of your partner's orifices.

Please note: It is recommended that you have an escape plan, as the recipient will scream in pain.
"My house was burned down after an unsuccessful fire dragon roar"

alaskin fire dragon 

To play alaskin fire dragon you need a girls vagina and hot sauce. put the hot sauce around the vagina and blow into the vagina it will get messy fast.
My woman was angry at me so we played alaskin fire dragon and her vagina got beat up quick.