dragon's lair

A turd that begins in the hole of the siphon of the toilet bowl and remains entirely intact. The importance of the intact body lies in the fact that it must be long enough for it to lay its glistening head outside of the water surrounding the beast's cave.

I had to leave the dirty toilet paper outside the bowl until I could properly document my dragon's lair. Shit was crazy.

dragon's lair by Thee White Knight September 18, 2010

Dragon's Lair (NES) 

The Nintendo Entertainment System version of the arcade game. Your character dies incredibly easy. Ways to die on the game are:

Touching a door, having a pebble thrown at you, touching a wall, and other seemingly harmless activities, unless being attacked by an enemy.

The Dragon's Lair (NES)version is so awful. I think its one of the worst games I have ever played.

Dragon's Lair (NES) by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC August 5, 2010

The Dragon's Lair 

When you blow vape into your girl's pussy and the vape smoke leaks out like the entrance to a dragon's lair.

Would you like to experience The Dragon's Lair?

The Dragon's Lair by DoctorrNick April 27, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016