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Drafty Lovin'

To preform sexual acts with someone wearing a skirt that doesn't normally wear a skirt.
Man: Ey luv! You're wearin' a skirt, that's not normal, come here and let me fist you!

Man/woman in skirt: Oh don't mind if i do! It's been a while since my last Drafty lovin'!
Drafty Lovin' by thepinkyswear June 23, 2014
A Draftsman is a person employed in the engineering field who draws lines for the engineer. This person is usually someone who couldn't cut it in school as an engineer due to their lack of intellect and problem solving skills, hence they employ their coloring book skills and draw lines and circles for engineers.

Draftsmen are usually bitter, and pissed off because they know that they will be limited to drawing lines and being the engineer's bitch. When possible, Draftsmen try to fool others into thinking they are actual engineers.
Draftsmen are almost always mentally unstable and are incredibly difficult to work with.
The majority of draftsmen can't spell.
Dude, that guy is such an asshole! Why is he so pissed off about life? ...Oh. Shit, I didn't know he was a draftsman.
My bad.
draftsman by Captain Meathole December 1, 2017

draftsturbate 

to masturbate while doing a fantasy football draft
Dennis was so excited to pick Tom Brady he had to draftsturbate
draftsturbate by hammshag August 13, 2010

Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.
"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.
Drafty Butthole by mark taint April 19, 2014
Drafty is a bi cool twitter guy that loves Filbert and loves to be always cringie everywere he goes. He also likes to eat bread.
Guy 1: Hey Drafty! How is th day going??

Drafty: The only thing I feel is pain, and Filbert.
Drafty by DraftyTheBreadie October 19, 2020

James Drafts 

a)The faggot above all faggots: one who is born with a mental disablilty (but not really just complete and utter lazyness) and is destined to be entirely stupid throughout their lifetime regardless at attempts to education.

b)Also known as "Queefer," see queef
or Trash, but only when complaining about how much football is terrible.

c)One who wears "upstate swag" i.e. pockets hanging out of pajama pants and large dixie/diner t-shirts.

d) a disability describing one who is stubborn beyond all belief, cannot do anything for themselves (i.e. laundry or grilled cheese sammiches), and is picked upon by all friends for such retardation
He's definitely a James Drafts, he has his like, own dimension of faggotry.
James Drafts by lawlsters March 22, 2011